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Like Vodka? Then You’ll Love Obamacare!

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Can deer vote?
Can deer vote?

A recent article from the Washington Post puts forth the idea that there is a correlation (though not causation!) between what people drink and how they vote. So Democrats prefer clear spirits, the better to drown out their white guilt, whereas Republicans prefer brown liquor, because they just really really want to be Ernest Hemingway.

Interestingly enough, people who drink J├Ągermeister are much less likely to vote, presumably because they’re too drunk to get to a voting booth.

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