Boca Raton

Look At All of Our New Players!

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Sick Puppies Comedy has been busy adding new teams, new players, new formats and new shows!  Take a look at our newest players and the teams they play on!  We couldn’t be more proud of the group of players we have.  Come see a show soon!

 

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You Only Have 355 Days Left This Year. Make. Them. Count.

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Start tonight.  Come see tonight’s show.  Listen to the Sick Puppies cast tell you about what the New Year means to them.  We have a special guest, a funky sketch and as always, award winning improv.

We will also teach you about the magic of working from home systems. Seriously.

Showtime Performing Arts Theatre – 9:30PM

503 SE Mizner Blvd

Boca Raton, FL 33432

954-667-7735

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I Want to Punch You in the Face

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We live in a polite world.  The closest you can get to witnessing honesty is in the anonymity of comment sections or driving among strangers on the highway.  Etiquette removes the warning signs that you’re beginning to cross the line.  Here are some indicators to look out for just before you’re about to get punched in the face.

1.  “Seriously?” – If someone says this to you, they’re in such disbelief you could be so openly ignorant, they’re balling up their fist.  Walk away.

2.  “We will just have to agree to disagree” – You’ve likely won an argument.  I highly recommend paying the bill, using the restroom and not returning to the table.

3.   “I’ve already answered that question” – You aren’t paying attention. Watch out for a Roundhouse kick.

4.  (silent nod with head down) – If you see someone doing this, they are contemplating if it will be more rewarding to blind side you with a baseball bat or a surprise uppercut.

5.  “Like I said…” – They’re really saying “Other than pushing you down the stairs, I don’t know how else to drive this point into your bird brain”

6.  DEAD SILENCE – I’m surprised you’re not bleeding already.

Thank you.  This has been a public service announcement from the puppies!