Corned Jokes and Cabbage: A Conversation With Myself

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1 week from today, Sick Puppies Comedy Presents: Corned Jokes and Cabbage at 9:30PM at the Showtime Performing Arts Theatre in Boca Raton, FL. IMG_7174 “Casperson.  What the hell do you guys do?  How can you theme this show as anything if you don’t know what you’re going to do?”

That’s a great point phantom person.  We have no clue what our show is going to be about.  However, we can tell you a few things we’re gonna try.

“Whatever, fatty.”

The show is going to have a piece called 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!.  5 scenes from movies that have never been made.

“How the hell does that work?”

Great question, hateful voice in my head!  We ask you, the audience for 5 titles of movies that have never been made and then based on the titles we GO!  The director cuts a movie after every round of scenes until we are left with just one.  All scenes are completely made up from the characters, the setting and story.

“Sounds fishy you lazy, cross eyed tool bag.”

It does?  Really?

“It really does.  How the hell are you just going to ‘create’ anything remotely interesting if you’re making it up on the spot?”

Well, doubting Thomas, we use methods and techniques that give us the right formula to usually have a successful scene.

“I hope you fail.”

I hope you fail.

“I see here that you have something called ‘The Harold’.  Who the F&*^ is that?”

I appreciate the questions ghost Casey.  I do.  You need to curb the cussing.  Bitch.

“But you just did it.”

It’s my company.  I can do what I want.

“You’re a poor example and a worse leader.”

Your words cut to the core.

“You’re a sensitive slut.  Why don’t you write an open letter about it to Oprah or Ellen.”

Nice. Real Nice.  This is why we don’t have nice things.

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