Shortly after it was announced that Billy Peery would be the newest member of the Sick Puppies main stage cast it was discovered he was in fact a homosexual.
Almost immediately a call went out for an article to be written about it by a shocked and furious Casey Casperson.
“Talk about his young boyish looks and sultry voice!”, demanded Casey the troupe’s director and comedic leader. “…and maybe use the word ‘cute’ too.” He continued in a fit of unrelenting homophobic rage.
The news comes as a shock to everyone who had no idea Billy was in fact A Gay. Especially since he spent most of his life in theater and musicals and owns a Bedazzled vest and tights.
“I just thought he liked wearing tights for circulation. It makes sense.”, commented Julie.
“Where is that article?!” Demanded Casey as I was interviewing Julie. “Add a photo gallery too! I want the world to see his soft tender beard! God I am so mad I could just…Kiss his mouth a little!”
Clearly shaken by the news the troupe is doing all it can just to stay together.
“I might just be jealous, but I think Casey has the hots for Billy”, exclaimed Tony Rivera.
“Are you just writing whatever you want and making things up?”, he went on to ask.
The news is of course sending waves throughout the community and waves of lust throughout its director. No one knows for sure what will happen with this new edition, but things will only get harder and stickier between this new member and its leader.