Billy Peery Comes Out As Gay Member of Sick Puppies, Casey Demands Article

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Shortly after it was announced that Billy Peery would be the newest member of the Sick Puppies main stage cast it was discovered he was in fact a homosexual.

Almost immediately a call went out for an article to be written about it by a shocked and furious Casey Casperson.

“Talk about his young boyish looks and sultry voice!”, demanded Casey the troupe’s director and comedic leader. “…and maybe use the word ‘cute’ too.” He continued in a fit of unrelenting homophobic rage.

The news comes as a shock to everyone who had no idea Billy was in fact A Gay. Especially since he spent most of his life in theater and musicals and owns a Bedazzled vest and tights.

“I just thought he liked wearing tights for circulation. It makes sense.”, commented Julie.

“Where is that article?!” Demanded Casey as I was interviewing Julie. “Add a photo gallery too! I want the world to see his soft tender beard! God I am so mad I could just…Kiss his mouth a little!”

Clearly shaken by the news the troupe is doing all it can just to stay together.

“I might just be jealous, but I think Casey has the hots for Billy”, exclaimed Tony Rivera.

“Are you just writing whatever you want and making things up?”, he went on to ask.

The news is of course sending waves throughout the community and waves of lust throughout its director. No one knows for sure what will happen with this new edition, but things will only get harder and stickier between this new member and its leader.



3 thoughts on “Billy Peery Comes Out As Gay Member of Sick Puppies, Casey Demands Article

    Louis Samson said:
    February 12, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    I don’t like how this article was meticulously crafted to subliminally sway me to support a gay agenda. You know what I’m talking about:

    -Giving first and last names to all males quoted, but only first names to females. Suggesting women should be ignored.

    -Leaving out numerous commas, so as not to allow my eyes to stop moving through the article.

    -Using the phrase “new edition” rather than “new addition”. So I’m to think that this isn’t just adding a new guy to the group, it is in fact marking a transformative beginning.

    I’m onto your game. But I’m also entertaining the possibility this is just poor grammar and typing mistakes. In which case I suggest the author stick to subject matter that enables him to type with both hands.

    Billy said:
    February 13, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    Louis, I couldn’t agree with you more. I have no problem with people “bringing themselves to Funky Town” while writing an article. In fact, I appreciate that this act might be what gets their creative juices flowing. But the least Tony Francis could do is clean up after his prose!

    Tony Francis said:
    February 13, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    I have a few things to say about your comments.

    1, My grammar ‘mistackes as you call them are in fact are the newst and and most correct forms of grammar and spelling. As a master in doctorates at the univiersity of came bridge I can assure you this is all highly advanced gramatically correct english. I could spend days explaining AP style and AP style theary and AP style advacned quantum thearoy to you, but yuu wouldn’t understand.

    and secondly-ish,


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