Christopher Lee is so much better than you that it hurts. It physically pains me, to a degree that I cannot even begin to describe. That’s said, let’s be fair. I also pale in comparison to Christopher Lee. World leaders pale in comparison to Christopher Lee. Jesus Christ himself pales in comparison to Christopher Lee.*
Need proof? Well then, just look at the facts.
Are you a vampire?
Didn’t think so.
Scourge of Middle Earth?
Third nipple having Bond villain?
Well, I’ll give you that one. Who DOESN’T have a third nipple?
* I mean he doesn’t even have a lightsaber. It’s like he’s not even trying.
CORRECTION: I looked online, and it appears Jesus does carry a lightsaber, in what is probably an apocryphal story.