Christopher Lee: He’ll Kill You Dead

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Christopher Lee is so much better than you that it hurts. It physically pains me, to a degree that I cannot even begin to describe. That’s said, let’s be fair. I also pale in comparison to Christopher Lee. World leaders pale in comparison to Christopher Lee. Jesus Christ himself pales in comparison to Christopher Lee.*

Need proof? Well then, just look at the facts.

Are you a vampire?

Christopher Lee Vampire

Didn’t think so.

Scourge of Middle Earth?

ScourgeofMIddleEarth

Uh-huh.

Third nipple having Bond villain?

I now have "Christopher Lee Man with a Golden Gun Third Nipple" in my search history. I made VERY sure not to stumble onto anything weird.
I now have “Christopher Lee Man with a Golden Gun Third Nipple” in my search history. I made VERY sure not to stumble onto anything weird.
This is turning into a weird digression, but I just want to know, who wore the third nipple better? James Bond or Christopher Lee?
This is turning into a weird digression, but I just want to know, who wore the third nipple better? James Bond or Christopher Lee?

Well, I’ll give you that one. Who DOESN’T have a third nipple?

* I mean he doesn’t even have a lightsaber. It’s like he’s not even trying.

CORRECTION: I looked online, and it appears Jesus does carry a lightsaber, in what is probably an apocryphal story.

This is not a picture of Christopher Lee. However, given how awesome Christopher Lee is, you'd be forgiven for thinking this was a picture of him.
This is not a picture of Christopher Lee. However, given how awesome this picture is, the mistake is understandable.
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