Are You a Dictator? A Quiz

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Do you have a questionable moustache? Do you get your way an astonishingly high percentage of the time? Do the people you hate keep “running away to live on a farm with all the other haters”? If so, you may in fact be a dictator. Take the quiz to find out if you’re the leader of a nation that really doesn’t want you.

For each question, the number of your answer is the number of points you get.

1. On a scale of 1-10, how often do people compare you to Mao Tse Tung?

2. Have you ever been involved in the systematic destruction of your country’s past?

3. In this past week, how many people have called you Castro?

4. On a scale of 1-10, are you Castro?

If you scored any points–any points at all–you’re probably a dictator. Unless you don’t want to be a dictator, in which case the world is your oyster and I am but your humble servant, master.

(Please don’t kill me.)


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