tw: I talk about slavery, terrorism, AND genocide in this post, so hide your children and hide your pets. We’re going into the Danger Zone.
Obama? More like NObama.
*chuckles to self*
No, but seriously. How can people think people think Barack Obama is the worst President we’ve ever had?
“He was!” a lone cry shouts from among the millions of people that read articles on the Sick Puppies blog, “Barack Obama’s the worst President we’ve ever had! I mean, look at his name! Sounds like his name is Osama, and who wants a terrorist for a President?”
Well, hypothetical audience member, I think that’s–
“Are you a terrorist?”
Hey there, hypothetical audience member, if you’ll allow me to–
“Don’t dodge the question!”
Okay, so there were a couple years there in Ireland. But that’s not the point!
“What is the point?”
That Barack Obama’s not the worst President in our history.
Slavery. There are many Presidents throughout the history of the US who owned slaves. Hell, they didn’t just own slaves. Some of them made their fortune through slavery.
Some of them committed genocide!
Some of them were REALLY UGLY!
Why are we even talking about this?
I mean, you saw Andrew Jackson. Now look at Barack Obama’s donk:
If nothing else, you should be wooed over to Barack Obama’s side because he doesn’t just have a donk: he has a badonkadonk. You know what I’m saying?
Case closed. Peery out.