Six Musings: Fried Chicken Haikus

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ChickenHaiku

1.

Publix Fried Chicken

Your skin tastes so delicious.

Now I understand.

2.

KFC, it hurts.

You are finger-licking good,

but regrettable

3.

Taco Bell, really?

Why don’t you serve Fried Chicken?

Don’t you want money?

4.

Boneless chicken flies

He’s a good escape artist

Very bendable

5.

Man is very sad.

He does not have fried chicken.

Epic travesty.

6.

I am a chicken.

I am fried. I am a god.

Hear my clucks of Truth.

AChickenDreaming

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