8 Ways to Celebrate Columbus day

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  1. Walk into a Starbucks, go behind the counter, make yourself a drink and proclaim “I have discovered a wonderful beverage.”
  2. Refer to everyone as savages.
  3. Stick a flag in your neighbors lawn and claim it as your land.
  4. Post a list of Privileges due to you on Facebook.
  5. Walk around giving Landmarks new names.
  6. Finish a strangers’ meal at a restaurant and say “Happy Columbus Day”.
  7. Tell your friends you were a fan of Jason Mraz before he went mainstream.
  8. Take your co-workers on a trip to Chipotle, end up at Moes, still call it Chipotle.

One thought on “8 Ways to Celebrate Columbus day

    John Duffy said:
    October 15, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Oh my god. I just cracked up in the middle of Starbucks. This was so funny!

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