- Walk into a Starbucks, go behind the counter, make yourself a drink and proclaim “I have discovered a wonderful beverage.”
- Refer to everyone as savages.
- Stick a flag in your neighbors lawn and claim it as your land.
- Post a list of Privileges due to you on Facebook.
- Walk around giving Landmarks new names.
- Finish a strangers’ meal at a restaurant and say “Happy Columbus Day”.
- Tell your friends you were a fan of Jason Mraz before he went mainstream.
- Take your co-workers on a trip to Chipotle, end up at Moes, still call it Chipotle.