10 Things You’ll Never Hear In A Wal-Mart

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1. I feel under-dressed.

2. I come here for the Steaks.

3. I want to sleep with that cashier.

4. Look! No line at the pharmacy!

5. I wish they were MY parents.

6. We can’t go now, they’re closed.

7. Hello I would like to buy a suit.

8. I want to stick my arm in the blood pressure machine after that large woman is done.

9. I know what she was thinking when she put that outfit on.

10. What adorable children.